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Irreverent rap about a bad lifeguard. Created by Nathan Worden Director of Photography: Evan Gütt 2nd Camera: Tuan Troung Oh he’s the Bad Lifeguard, selective with his CPR Life insurance I hope you’ve got, you won’t be safe unless you’re hot. All of his time goes into relaxation, Go find somebody else if you’re in need of salvation. When you leave to go swim, Make sure your Mom could kiss you, Lookin’ bad at this pool has become a safety issue. Guess what, his head’s full of chlorine where his brain should be stored, While the other lifeguards work, he sleeps on the diving board. For the sake of us all, his lessons gotta stop, I came to lear to dive and all he taught was how to flop. Sure he’s a tough guy and his tan is lookin’ great, but the goggle floatie combo still makes him look like he’s 8. Hang on you say, that today is your religious event As a baby you were sprinkled but now you’re gettin’ wet. You are going to brave the waters because you are on a mission, but let me warn ya, you won’t rise from this guy’s baptism. Yeah, that’s right, he’s a certified dunker of sons and daughters, just to see them again, better pray, god parts the waters. Texting, flexing, what he does when he’s not resting. Flirting, smirking, what he does, he’s never working. You know that you are in trouble when your lifeguard’s blowing bubbles, unless you want to drown miss, pleas stay off the premises. Party Underwater, Popo cannot bother, welcome to an all out brawl, best party ever …
Video Rating: 4 / 5
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Perseverance, man!
If it was your first time that’s why I didn’t get high the first 2 times
for all the people out there!!!
NEVER TAKE A CANAL TOUR
you shouldnt smoke pot with drinks…
Dude, in Holland pretty much everyone over 16 did what he did in Amsterdam: Sightseeing, seeing hookers but not going in, drinking and smoking pot. Really, what’s the big deal? And those “young children” aren’t like traumatized or something. They think it’s funny.
@patarfuyfuy lol it is just an attic……….duh
cenk is an ignorant fuck. He always talks about how ignorant the redneck republicans are but goddamn he is just as bad. JUST AN ATTAIC??? give me a break….lost most of my respect for this goon
Some strains of Cannabis actually mimic a stimulant effect.
That could be why Cenk’s buzz from the alcohol was killed.
@brongarago Funny thing is…no, but I still got the job, proof that some compagny still uses there brain from time to time !
Didn’t work? Fail . . . .
@Khuntastik Did you pass?
dude pot doesnt make u lose your buz, it just helps u from having a hangover and gets u baked
im pretty good at knowing when people are lying. this guy is pulling our leg, but probably for his safety. big brother was monitoring this or something lol….idk…all i do know is that he got hella high in amsterdam
@Nilguiri haha, I feel like im wearing orthopedic shoes, cus I stand corrected:) (bill maher joke)
wel clearly your older, im 22 so thats about half my life..
but Spanish outdoor is actually more then reasonable than you think, BCUZ of your climate.
Dutch outdoor smells like dried grass and is kinda gross.. I have a cousin in Salou, I visited a few years back, and I tasted a major difference in quality:)
And, i frikking LOVE marrocan hash!!
@cwongchung
OK, I forgive you! I am a regular TYT viewer though. In fact my TYT TShirt just arrived in the post.
@cwongchung
I wouldn’t call that particularly veteran! haha! I’ve been doing it for 30. Moroccan hash mainly. I live in Spain and it’s the most common. It’s about half the price of AMS, but nowhere near the variety or quality available there.
Luckily the climate is ideal for growing yourself here and many of my friends grow some pretty reasonable stuff.
@Nilguiri OK, so its more of a fundraiser for parties??lol
my bad, I assumed you were, since most TYT viewers are:)
@cwongchung
Occasionally at a party in a squat, they sell them to raise money for the party. Not in the street, no.
I just meant that if you didn’t get high from eating a brownie, it was because you didn’t eat enough of it.
Why do assume I’m from the US? I’m not.
@Nilguiri well, I think you could call me a veteran
been smoking for 10 years and counting
@cwongchung
haha,OK! You’re obviously an expert!
It’s probably a couple of years since I’ve eaten a brownie.
@Nilguiri btw Im wondering,.. you said ‘or somebody ripped you off’.. you mean to tell you actually BUY your brownies from a dealer??? Here in the Netherlands thats unheard off,.. If someone tried to sell me a pot-brownie on the street, Id would laugh my ass of and ridicule him…
-Hey, man. Wanna buy a brownie??
-Pffff,.. No. moron!
does that really happen in the US?? :S
@Nilguiri I know all abou brownies, dude, you dont need to teach me.. Im so used to smoking, brownies dont do a damn thing!! Brownies are for people who never use any marihuana… actually someone made brownies couple of days ago, dose was about 15 grams, so pretty much a shitload of weed for brownies. I ate about 6-7 and it didnt do anything for me, so Im a smoker not a eater..
@cwongchung
“brownies taste good, but dont do a damn thing”
Either you nibbled a tiny piece off the corner, or somebody ripped you off and sold you brownies that didn’t have anything in them, because believe me, they certainly do get you high!
They take maybe 45 minutes or so to start working, so it’s quite difficult to get the dose right and it’s easy to get totally shitfaced if you eat too much.
To say that it doesn’t work the first time is a total myth. It is because you didn’t inhale enough. I’ve seen people inhale about a millionth of a microgram of smoke and then wonder why they didn’t get stoned.
If you aren’t used to it, the trick is to dilute it it with a lot of fresh air as you inhale so that it isn’t hot or unpleasant or makes you want to cough, in spite of the old adage: the more you cough, the better you get off.
And if you didn’t get high, smoke some more until you do!
I got high the first time I smoked… I got really, really high, and it was good. I knew, at the age of 13, that everything I was told by my teachers and the Police during the D.A.R.E meetings was all complete BULLSHIT! The US Government talks about other Countries and how the people are lied to and fed Propaganda, but that is what is happening here in the USA! We are all fed propaganda.
The song is shut but it ok
Wow…..
gay
Gay
Why doesn’t this have more views?
LOL love this cuz this is my pool! XD
They’re hot. ;O
WHA??,,! LMAO
@suffern2 This is Osborn Aquatic Center in Corvallis Oregon.
So this is what Aaron does when he “works”
haha i went there today
hahaha wtfff
that was hilarious!! if you’d like, you can check out my lifeguard video by searching “i’m a lifeguard” and its the one by snowdrummer3 or by DubsProductions33. both are my accounts, but the DubsProductions33 is my more professional one.
at 52 he is actually being a good life gurad u rnt suppoused to get distracted
AhAhAh super speedo fast skin at 3.55
This deserves more views!
God, now I know why I nearly died in the public pool when I was 7.
Where is this?
WTF?
Boo
Good use of clips… and it looks really great, but this just was bad. The song isn’t very good, and the beat gets boring very fast…
2/5
that was sweet lol nice job
@14dillans then why are there no thumbs down “bitch”
this is sparta!!
i disliked this video bitch