Question by Jimmy Dean: Will congress spend your money like drunken sailors at port or kids on meth with a credit card in an arcade?
Or possibly will they spread the wealth like ring-tailed lemurs at a salad bar?

Congress has increased spending by 30% in two months.

Best answer:

Answer by dt215
they will rape the shit out of us like jeffery dhamer at an orphanage

What do you think? Answer below!